Prestigious Award Win!

It has recently come to my attention that I have been included on an IMDB list of the "Most Beautiful Women born in 1985". Naturally, I am thrilled! I performed a comparison between said list and the complete everyone-on-IMDB-born-in-1985 list. It is now abundantly clear why I received this great honor, as I represent all criteria considered in the compiling of this list:

1) I am a woman.
2) I was born in 1985.
3) I am on IMDB.
4) I have an IMDB photo.

Ta-da! I am sure there will be a red carpet event rather soon to honor myself and the other 324 award winners which I will attend with the great poise and dignity demanded of my new title.

The criteria for this list may seem a bit lax, but consider this: I have been ranked #11, and Bar Refaeli, one of the world's highest paid supermodels, is ranked #38. If that's not cause for celebration, I don't know what is. Is it worth considering the fact that this list is alphabetized by first name? I don't think so. From now on, all e-mail correspondence may be sent to alison.27.more.places.beautiful.than.bar.refaeli.trumbull@gmail.com


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